Welcome to the greatest show in the multiverse! Strap yourself in for a rip-roaring rocketship ride as you blast off into the Infinite Ocean of Weird... whoosh! Orbiting Altair at a distance of 1 AU, the Captain talks about science fiction, fantasy, and horror. Produced using alien technology, eldritch powers, and C8H10N4O2 based beverages, following that first fateful night of C2H5OH overindulgence on Wednesday the 4th of July 2012.
Talk nerdy to me. };-> I'm always happy to respond to listeners. You can send an email, or connect with me on Twitter.
Namaste. Get in touch if you want to be on the show, and can stand not being paid with anything more than good karma. Some potential guests, or their agents, have actually asked for payment. Needless to say, they did not make the cut. The temerity!
You will need a quiet space, and I will require your undivided attention for a minimum of twenty minutes.* It is also absolutely vital that you publicise your participation in the show using your own social media, because if a tree falls in a forest... etc.
*The guest spot may be cancelled if good sound is unobtainable.
Steven Sterlacchini and Stephen Green, Filmmakers, Judge Minty and Search/Destroy: A Strontium Dog Fan Film, episode 173.
Richard Mason, 2000 AD fan and electronics geek, episode 129.
Dean Motter, Artist and creator of Mister X, episode 79.
Anthonia Ngozi Beddall, TV producer, and Alpha, indie filmmaker, episode 78.
Pierre Drolet, Emmy award winning CGI modeller, BSG, Star Trek: Voyager, Enterprise and Nemesis, episode 70.
Kitty Horrorshow, Indie games developer, episode 68.
Andy Robb, Actor and author of the Geekhood series, episodes 64 and 69.
Scott Grandison, Developer and podcaster, episodes 13, 14 and 17.
Meet the capable crew cruising the space lanes of the imagination:
The Captain! "Spacer of Swankiness" Presenter
"Doctor... Who? Pah! I am the Captain! Sherbet lemon? Step into my vimana. What? Yes, of course it's smaller on the inside you blithering idiot!" The Captain is an adventurer, rock star, and supervillain with a penchant for G&Ts, C7H10N4O2, and insanely loud music. His exploits usually involve arriving just in time to save the multiverse, or thoroughly bugger it up.
NB/ Contrary to the wanted posters vile, vicious, and wholly unfounded rumours, he is absolutely not a Minsky-Bennet Arm uni-tentacle enhanced cyborg from the 27th dimension.
Ably assisted by:
Roy Mathur "Count of Columninchiness" Contributor, Producer, and Editor
Horsey "Destrier of Dastardliness" Network Manager
Boris "Majordomo of Monstrousness" Executive Producer
Igor "Butler of Bloodcurdlingness"1 Studio Manager
Ygor "Henchman of Horrorifyingness"2 Sound Engineer
Fritz "Henchman of Heinousness"3 Studio Runner
Ratty and Bumbles "Siblings of Sinisterness" Mascots
1, 2, 3 "The Triplets of Evil". Take that Hammer!
I started the podcast in 2012 because there was very little that encompassed the broad range of the UK geek experience, and if I didn't have anything to listen to, I'd damn well make it myself.
Although based in the UK, the podcast goes wherever life takes me, including an early temporary relocation to Mauritius where I was working as a technology columnist for a national broadsheet newspaper.
The show has been variously titled, in reverse chronological order: Captain Roy's Rocket Radio Show, Roy's Geek Broadcast, Roy.Pod, Roy's Rocket Radio, neRRRdcast, and Captain Roy's Rusty Rocket Radio Show.
Syndication, Aggregation, T&Cs
You may re-syndicate this feed on a non-commercial basis. Contact me for commercial use.
Please get in touch if you represent any organization on this actual plane of reality interested in advertising with us, until then our sponsors are:
The Royal Mail Service of Garudastan: "Delivery by dragon!"
Garudastan Air: "Fly the dragon friendly skies with Garudastan Air."
Awards and Honours
We have been awarded with the following unique honours:
By Royal Appointment to His Royal Highness King Rajah C of Garudastan for excellence in broadcasting, 2012.
Freedom of the City of Grand Cabaret, Mauritius, 2016.
Wherein we deny all responsibility, bury our heads in the sand, stick fingers in our ears, hum loudly, and shout "We can't hear you, We can't hear you!"
NB/ Within the remainder of this section, the audio show is henceforth referred to as the PODCAST.
Warning: this podcast is classified as seditious by the Supreme Council of Gallifrey, the United Federation of Planets, and other tin-pot bureaucracies. Possession is punishable either: to be "banished to endless imprisonment in the Phantom Zone" or "cast into the Pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc."
Discalimer: by listening to this podcast, you agree not to hold THE PODCAST responsible for any resultant damages including, though not limited to, legal prosecution or litigation in all systems of law, loss of limb, life, or causation of apocalyptic-scale events within the multiverse, or the time stream of past, present, future, and any other dimensions that may or may not exist. Suck on that Shadow Proclamation, Imperial Agents, and Section 31.